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A funny rap on Sherlock Holmes – Hound of Baskervilles.
Watch it when you are free…
This one had me laughing MAO!!!!!!
Now… This is one different interview…!!! Must watch!
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.“Al, what do you believe in?”
Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.”
God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left,”
God then addresses Bill Clinton. “Bill, what do you believe in?”
Bill Clinton replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.”
God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”
God then addresses Bill Gates. “Bill Gates, what do you believe?”
Bill Gates said, “I believe you’re in my chair.”
This is exactly how media manages to manipulate stuff!!!
Man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New Delhi. When the dog is just about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A news reporter was seeing all this.
He says “That was great. I’ll definitely publish this in our newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG‘.”
The man replied “Thank you, but I’m not from here. I am from US”.
Reporter said ” OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG“.
Man: Actually, I live in US but I’m not a US citizen. I’m a Pakistani national by origin”.
Next day, the headline in the paper read
Pakistani Islamic Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.
One of my close friends recently started blogging..!!! I actually happened to stumble upon his blog… Here’s an excerpt from his first post…
I am happy to start blogging for the four reasons which still amuse me. They are,one I can see the weirdest of my thoughts displayed on screen , two I can crib less to my friends , three I can share my thoughts only to people who are interested in my thoughts and four……aaarrrgh……………………nevermind…………!!!
Okay , the fourth reason is because the girl in my life thinks that I am kind of crippled or mentally retarded when it comes to writing….. !!! This is just an attempt to prove her wrong….!!! I repeat it, this is just an ATTEMPT to prove her wrong….!!!
The fourth one….. Hmmm…… And girls always complain that guys never change!!! …Well, here’s one smitten tiger-turned-into-pussycat trying to convince himself that his blogging attempt is “an ATTEMPT to prove her wrong“…. ROFLMAO!!!!!!
The highlighting is my addition. Couldn’t resist the temptation…!!!
You can find his blog here.
Note to Praveen: Welcome Buddy…… Keep writing…. Your blog goes into my blogroll.
Got this by mail…
Hi….I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached. The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one paisa from orkut. If you have heart and want to help a poor child in need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends. Please don’t neglect. Otherwise my mom will scold me. If you forward it then your life will change for ever (u will get one pack of sketch pens and an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days). Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry with you and your life will be pencil-less forever. Good Luck will come to you for wasting time & forwarding this nonsense message
While checking out the prospoects of stock trading and related stuff, i stumbled across this joke!!! It does make sense in a wierd kind of way.
- If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
- With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
- With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
- If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
I got this by mail. Really amusing. Especially if you are from an Indian context you would be able to relate to most of what’s written here. It’s a bit long post, but well worth the time!!!
Grandmother was pretending to be lost in prayer, but her prayer-beads were spinning at top speed.That meant she was either excited or upset. Mother put the receiver down. “Some American girl in his office, she’s coming to stay with us for a week.” She sounded as if she had a deep foreboding.
Father had no such doubt. He knew the worst was to come. He had been matching horoscopes for a year, but my brother Vivek had found a million excuses for not being able to visit India , call any of the chosen Iyer girls, or in any other way advance father’s cause. Father always wore four parallel lines of sacred ash on his forehead. Now there were eight, so deep were the furrows of worry on his forehead. I sat in a corner, supposedly lost in a book, but furiously text-messaging my brother with a vivid description of the scene before me.
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts. Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler