Life is like a fish

Long ago in Israel the wisest man, a great philosopher and thinker, was holding audience. Everyone was there – the hall was packed out – politicians at the front, professionals, doctors, lawyers next, then businessmen, etc., with lesser beings further and further away.He intones his most famous and deepest saying: “Life is like a fish”. Everyone murmurs in obedient and respectful agreement “How wise”, “What a thinker”, “How true”, “What a man”.At the very back of hall, a callow, spotty youth – a freshman probably, sticks his hand up and asks “Why?”. Absolute horror around the hall… They stare round enraged at him “How can he question the great man?”, “Has he no sense at all?”. They stare back anxiously at the great man – what will he do? He doesn’t react, just sits there, pondering. The atmosphere is electric. After ten minutes of deep thought, the great man looks up, the audience expectant with bated breathe. He speaks. “Alright, so it’s not like a fish”.

Not very funny. But, it kinda reflects on what really happens at holy sessions like the ones conducted by Sai Baba???? (You are damn right! I aint gonna let go of the topic yet!! 😉 )

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  1. #1 by R-E-D on February 20, 2007 - 9:21 am

    That’s hilarious! lol. Even though Solomon never actually said “Life is like a fish”. Still a good analogy to what *can* happen in religious meetings. And exactly what should not!

    -RED

  2. #2 by Deeps on February 20, 2007 - 11:03 am

    hey nice one! but its true, it doesnt only happen in religious sessions but in our lives too.. sometimes we tend to say some highly *philosophical* statements that would make us feel that we are highly thoughtful! but in turn if any one questions us.. we get screwed!!! 🙂

  3. #3 by Paul on February 20, 2007 - 11:52 am

    Hmm good story
    One time i interupted when someone was going on like that and they basicly said ‘No actually life is a fish sorry’
    Oh well

  4. #4 by Alex on March 14, 2007 - 12:22 pm

    Good story. I’ll have to borrow that one.

    I googled ‘life is like a fish’ because it’s the first line of a deranged poem I’ve been writing on public toiles and phones all over London and other parts of England. Interesting coincidence. If you’re interested, it goes:

    ‘Life is like a fish;
    I put it on a dish.
    If I could have one wish,
    I’d give you all a kish.’

    ANON. (Understandably)

    Do you reckon solomon should have said that? …I had a feeling I was being deeper than I thought! Still haven’t thought of a title though. Any suggestions?

    ps; my email address is a Douglas Adams reference. I think you would all really LOVE ‘The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ if you read it. Actually, there’s a really good fish-related story about God in it, which never made it into the movie.

    pps; why are all Americans EITHER really clever, academic types, OR totally illiterate? In the UK we have in-between people (like me!)

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