Trading – the scene in United States?

While checking out the prospoects of stock trading and related stuff, i stumbled across this joke!!! 🙂 It does make sense in a wierd kind of way.

  • If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
  • With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
  • With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
  • If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

[Source: email]

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