It’s an unfair world. For a guy, its worse!

Wow… This is a nice way to look at the way things are… And its true… Girls are really lucky… Read this interesting post at te Rock On blog!

Girls are really lucky!

  1. We got off the Titanic first.
  2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
  3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
  4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  5. When we buy a vibrator it’s glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it’s pathetic.
  6. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  9. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
  10. Taxis stop for us.
  11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  12. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
  14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
  15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
  16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  17. If we have sex with someone and don’t call the next day, we’re not the devil.
  18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
  19. We can sleep our way to the top.
  20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
  21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
  22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
  23. No words to describe us.
  24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it’s because we’re being emotionally neglected.
  25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
  26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
  28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
  29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
  30. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
  31. We have an excuse to be a total b***h at least once a month.
  32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
  34. Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
  35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  36. Gay waiters don’t make us uncomfortable.
  37. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
  38. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

[ Source: Girls are really LUCKY! | ROCK ON ]

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  1. #1 by newfeminist on October 17, 2008 - 3:44 pm

    So what you’re saying is that “girls” are lucky because they get to use their sexiness — IF that is they are sexy (and young). You know why men are lucky? They have money.

  2. #2 by Sindhu :) on October 27, 2008 - 9:05 pm

    Hey!

    “We can sleep our way to the top.” ==> Thats so VERY unfair!!

    But a couple of them were pretty funny 😀 esp the frog in the blender part : ))

    But still – 19 point is too much.

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